“ABSOLUTELY FABULOUS: THE MOVIE”–A REVIEW   Leave a comment


Walking into this movie you know exactly what to expect and you get it! Edina (Jennifer Saunders) and Patsy (Joanna Lumley) are older versions of the ‘girls’ first met in a TV series in 1992. They still drink anything with alcohol, including Chanel #5, but mostly prefer Bollinger’s champagne. They inject, pop, inhale any drugs they can get their hands on and part of Patsy’s morning routine is putting botox all over her face and though she would like to be as promiscuous as she was her age is working against her. They wear outfits that only outrageous characters and/or drag Queens (if you know Patsy and Edina you know that’s a compliment!) and get into ridiculous, slapstick, some farcial situations starting with the set-up of the gals being broke, Edina, accidently, killing Kate Mo9ss and their running off to Monte Carlo.

Most of the familiar characters such as Edina’s daughter Saffy (Julia Sawalha), Edina’s mother Mrs. Monsoon (June Whitfield), Bubble (Jane Horrocks), Huki Muki (Janet Krankie) while introducing Saffron’s 13 year old daughter Lola (Indeyarno Donaldson-Holness) and Chris Colfer, as the make-up artist, in a very stereotyped role.

Unless you are an anglophile you may not recognize all of the many cameos by famous actors, singers, models, designers, etc., but John Hamm has a funny bit with with Patsy and a poolside scene where every woman looks like the Joan Collins who looks absolutely fabulous.

With a smart running time of 90 minutes if a joke and/or pratfall falls flat wait and there will be plenty of both to follow and at times if the story line strays hang in there. By the way any film fan might think he will know the last line in the film but you might be wrong.

This is the first time since Michael Moore’s “Fahrenheit 9/11” opened at the Gateway Theatre that I have seen a waiting line for the next matinee showing! Also, by my count, at least 95% of the audience were gay and appreciaited everything the gals did and said.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dj3ZWhlmexw MOVIE TRAILER


Posted July 22, 2016 by greatmartin in MOVIE REVIEW, Uncategorized

“THE CUSTOMER IS ALWAYS RIGHT” HA! A RESTAURANT REVIEW   Leave a comment

I love Mac n Cheese Collage

This is a hard review for me to write as 4 days later I still have residual puzzlement at what took place.

I was first attracted to the restaurant after reading an article in the New Times paper. The name itself was a big drawer as I love a play on words and snappy phrases. The second big selling item was all the raves about the cookie dough cones which many reviews on yelp talked about so add that to a new restaurant and Allen liking Mac & Cheese off we went.

It is easy to miss when entering the shopping center from the east as they only have their name facing west though many well known ‘fats causal’ restaurants are across the way from including BurgerFi which had a long line the whole time we were in I Heart Mac & Cheese which was basically empty..

It started off good with a hearty greeting as soon as we entered from Anika the order taker and cashier. At first it was a little confusing as menus weren’t available up front though it was on the wall above where you ordered and there were ‘take out’ menus available there.

It was partially my fault but I thought after ordering Basic Mac & Cheese ($3.95), since it didn’t say anything about what kind of cheese I thought you ordered the cheese you wanted on the macaroni which cost a dollar. I then ordered the Cookie Dough cone to be told they don’t have them anymore! What seemed as a major selling item on the menu was going to be replaced by what sounded like regular desserts. I wasn’t happy about that but okay. Then I ordered a fountain diet coke but seems the machine wasn’t working.

When we got to the table I looked at my receipt and saw that it was $4.95 which made me go up and ask Anika if it was a mistake and she was handling it very well until someone behind the counter–Owner? Manager? Cook? I really don’t know as he never introduced himself.

All of a sudden I was hearing that this was the first restaurant of its kind, that the planned to open 10 more soon, that he doesn’t go home and yell at his wife and kids (!) and that it was a new place and they were having  growing pains. Then, after hearing his rant, I was a little thrown and–OMG!! I made a mistake!–I mentioned about that a big selling item to me was their ice cream dough cone! Next thing I know I was angrily being told they don’t have ice cream!

Okay maybe the guy was having a bad day and instead of yelling at his wife and kids he thought it would be better yelling at me!

I was a professional waiter for 38 years and the first thing I was taught by Sam & Dorothy Piccolo’s (where I started in Miami Beach)) was ‘the customer is always right’ is not always the case but even when they are wrong you immediately respond with “I’m sorry” (and try to say it at least twice) and then “What can I do to make it better?”

The concept of I Heart Mac & Cheese is a draw but when you walk in and are told they won’t have this anymore and they don’t have that plus get aggravation from someone involved with the business you go eat your meal, leave and never come back or recommend the place.

There are close to 2,890 restaurants to choose from in the area and a business has to do more than just open their doors.

Posted July 20, 2016 by greatmartin in RESTAURANTS, REVIEWS, Uncategorized

A LOOK BACK AT THE 2015-2016 THEATRE SEASON   Leave a comment

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJ2bpVrH6_w

1 & 6. At The Broward Center For the Performing Arts in Fort Lauderdale

  1. At the Adrienne Arsht Center of the Performing Arts  in Miami

3 & 16. “Big Fish” by the Slow Burn Theatre in Fort Lauderdale

4, 8, 11 & 12.  “How The Grinch Stole Christmas”

5 & 6. “Once” with the latter of the cast taking their final bow

9 & 10. “The Book Of Mormon” returning for the 3rd time

13, 14 & 15. “Newsies” my favorite show from the 2014-2015 season returned

17 & 18. A new tour of “The Sound of Music”

  1. The Arsht Center
  2. The Broward Performing Arts Center.

The 2015-2016 theatre season started with the opening of “Once” at the Broward Performing Arts Center,  continued with “Big Fish” at the Amaturo Theatre, and was followed by at least 12 more shows in Fort Lauderdale and Miami!

Of the 16 shows I saw my favorite was “Beautiful The Carol King Musical” because of the score and the cast and was closely followed by “Newsies” which has some of the most exuberant dances and dancers I have seen in years. For sheer fun and entertainment there was “Kinky Boots” which became part of my 20th Leap Year birthday celebration.

I have a ‘hate-love’ situation with “Cabaret” loving the movie, hating the musical play. I went to the first preview of the show on Broadway in 1966 and said it wouldn’t last a week! In 1972 I saw the movie version and fell in love with it. This past season I saw the latest revival of the Broadway show, the first time since 1966 and, sorry, I still feel the same way!

It was good seeing the revival of “The Sound of Music” and “Phantom of the Opera”, as always, is pure theatre. The biggest surprise of the season, for me, was the closing show “Beauty and the Beast”. I had seen it 3 times before, had always enjoyed it, especially seeing the reaction of the kids in the audience, and really didn’t know whether I could sit through it for a fourth time but I did not only, again, because of the kids in the audience but that ‘something’ that only happens on the stage, the magic of forgetting the outside world and getting involved with what you are seeing and hearing, feeling like it is the first time you are hearing the story and, in this case, seeing the show.

The 2016-2017 theatre season starts with “The Illusionists” on October 11 and I can’t wait!! It will be interesting comparing notes with Maria, who saw it in Perth, Australia, last year.

 

Some more theatre

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIkGFXGY42g

Posted July 18, 2016 by greatmartin in THEATRE, Uncategorized

“HUNT FOR THE WILDERPEOPLE”–A NEW ZEALAND MOVIE–A REVIEW   Leave a comment


“Hunt for the Wilderpeople” is a sweet, sad, funny, drama and comedy small ‘art’ picture that takes the standard odd couple and fish out water stories and stands both on their heads. The odd couple is a 13 year old city foster child Ricky (played by Julian Dennison) and asixtysomething old country geezer Hec (played by Sam Neill) who is married to Bella (Rima TeWiata) a Mother Earth who you just know will forgive anything Ricky might or might not do. When he decides to run away and falls asleep not too far away Bella tells him to come in for breakfast before he continues on his journey.

The film starts off with social worker from Child Welfare Paula (Rachel House) accompanied by a not too swift policeman Andy (Oscar Kightly) dropping Ricky off at the home of Hec and Bella. I don’t want to give away anything as there is a lot of joy as we see/hear the interaction between the characters but one example of where drama and comedy intersect is when Bella shows sheer joy bringing a boar down and Ricky looking in horror. By the way there are a few close your eyes scenes as how people live off the land is shown.

Julian Dennison as Ricky, the fat—yes it is okay to say that—see the picture!—foster kid couldn’t have been cast by anyone better. I wish Rima TeWiata had more to do and Sam Neill is perfect as the curmudgeon who has a soft spot in his heart for his wife. Aside from real to life performances of people in the area Rhys Darby as a believable ‘nut’ job with a aluminum hat and can be a tree is no stranger than anyone else in the film.

I did have a problem getting in sync with the New Zealand accent (sorry Mal, Steve and Karen), where the film was made, for the first half hour but the actors were so good following the story was easy.

Director Taika Waititi does a perfect balance between all the emotions without playing the audience. His chase scene near the end is unlike most you have seen. The photography by LachlanMilne of the New Zealand bush is at times breathtaking including a falls scene that I would love to jump into and get to the lake at the bottom.

The people in this film are all delightful, even the villains, and not a minute of the 101 running minutes will let you down.

Movie trailer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XGj3AogT9EM

Posted July 15, 2016 by greatmartin in MOVIE REVIEW, Uncategorized

JUST ON OF THOSE DAYS!   Leave a comment

I WAS ON THE PHONE THIS MORNING FOR 3 AND 2/2 HOURS EATING AWAY AT MY BILLED MINUTES!! You know—the automatic recorded messages and, what must be, the automatic ‘please wait you call is important to us’ (so we will only have you on hold for 20 minutes!!)

First I had a voice mail from my eye doctor that said my appointment was being moved from August 8 to August 18 after having been previously for July 25 plus it is not at the Galleria office which is 5 minutes from me but to their office at least 30 minutes away. I called the Galleria office–and after THE wait–was told I would have to call the appointment office and after THAT wait I had to call the emergency office where I had to leave my phone number to be called back–I have a feeling that might not happen! And I am still waiting!

Then I had to call a company about an order I placed last week–got an email from them and it was all wrong!!! I called them and–yes, after THAT wait–I got through to someone explaining the package wasn’t for me but for someone else and that they had the date wrong.

Okay, next was trying to get someone from my Primary doctor’s organization to complain about their stopping transportation to and from their office for my appointments which is why I switched over to them in January. After searching their web page where they list 4 different offices they do a big thing on the founder of the company but no way of contacting him or HIS office. After that mandated wait the woman who answered said she would take the information and pass it on to someone who will get back to me.  I am not holding my breath!Ans I am still waiting!

And then I thought another disaster–I had an appointment with the hand surgeon at 1 PM—you are suppose to be ready for your HMO ride an hour before your appointment time so I was ready at Noon and I am only 5 minutes away from his office. 12:45 still no ride or call from the driver that they were on the their way so I called transportation and as I was talking to them on one phone I got a ring on the other phone–OH WAIT!!! I forgot to tell you that other phone went dead last night and the first thing I did this morning was call that company–it was my first ‘you are important to us’ recording but eventually it got fixed.

Okay back to the call on the one phone while I was on the other–it was the driver waiting downstairs for me!! Hurray!! It was the transportation company I requested–why? Today is a good example. As we were driving there I told her that it only took me 5 minutes with the hand surgeon as he just looked at it, said it was healing nicely and, as he always does, his sense of humor, “I really did a great job!” and “see you in 2-3 weeks” and I would be finished. She said her next rider wasn’t until 1:35 that she would wait for me. (All I could see was something going wrong and having her next rider late for their appointment and their blood pressure going up as they waited for the driver to get there!)

In any case that is exactly what happened BUT there were two changes. First of all I didn’t have the finger covered up/bandaged and I explained to him I had kept it bare since Saturday afternoon and second, after admiring his work and saying ‘see you in two weeks’, he added ‘and we will fit you for a prosthetic.’ At this point we haven’t discussed whether the insurance will pay for it and if not what would it cost–I leave that for the August 2 appointment.

I was at home by 1:20 PM and told the driver about my next two appointments and that I had asked for their company–hopefully I will get it! Now if only someone had bought me that car and a year’s auto insurance for my birthday!!!!!

It’s 2:20 PM–time to take a book or magazine and go out in the heat and humidity and sunshine at The Point and relax–and NOT bringing a phone along!!

How is your day going?!?!?!

Posted July 13, 2016 by greatmartin in LIFE, Uncategorized

ODD FOODS PART 1   Leave a comment

odd foods 1 Collage

Whenever I go grocery shopping I love to come upon foods that I have never heard of, never tried or just struck me as completely new. Most times I am happy to just try them once but often they become my food of the month!! One of the things I have to be careful of is the sodium content in new process foods and, obviously, if you are food smart, you know at least 5 of the above are not only heavy with salt but there number of portions per bag or container are laughable.

I first came across Flipz pretzels a few years ago in the Dollar Tree store and I devoured bags and bags of them from the milk chocolate to the white chocolate and then they sort of disappeared until last week when I saw bags of white chocolate pretzels and a new kind called birthday cake pretzels. Hopefully they will run out of them soon!

There are about a half a dozen different Harvest Snaps and though they are tasty just as the Fresh Gourmet lightly salted crispy onions but I eat the whole  bag of each and there goes the salt—and blood pressure—numbers soaring.

I haven’t had the hummus dips yet as I am still hung up on dipping my chips in salsa but I will change s-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-n!!!

What are the last new foods have you tried?

Posted July 11, 2016 by greatmartin in FOOD, Uncategorized

ANTHONY’S COAL FIRE PIZZA–RESTAURANT REVIEW–FT. LAUDERDALE   Leave a comment

(I WAS GOING TO DO A REVIEW OF THE MOVIE I SAW TODAY BUT I WON’T DUE TO CIRCUMSTANCES UNFAIR TO THE MOVIE PRESENTATION.)

 

 Anthony's Coal Fired Pizza 2016 Collage

The last time I had been to an Anthony’s Coal Fired Pizza was when it opened its restaurant on south Federal Highway just north of State Road 84. Today we were on our way to the movies, had time to get a bite to eat and passed this new Anthony’s on the way so we decided to stop.

First and foremost it is a full service restaurant which is a big plus in their favor as so many new places are now that ‘causal’ service. Second I am the oven baked thick chewy pizza type of guy which sort of puts Anthony’s in an also ran before we even get started. The thin, crisp, charcoal flavor pizza pie is not satisfying for me.

Am I being fair writing this review of Anthony’s Coal fired pizza restaurant? It does have a lot going for it such as good ambiance, good servers, plenty of free parking and a very varied menu.

Allen had the lunch size pizza with pepperoni ($9.28) and a can of diet coke ($2.99) while I had the same but added mushrooms along with the pepperoni ($10.07). It was served fast, hot but too ‘well done’ for me. With tax and tip the check came to $32 which is a bit high for a ‘lunch special’.

I have never tried anything else on the menu so I can only say I won’t be returning to Anthony’s simply because they don’t serve the kind of pizza I like but if you do like the thin, small, crisp, ‘burnt’ like taste pizza go for it here.

Posted July 8, 2016 by greatmartin in RESTAURANT REVIEWS, Uncategorized

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